For work. Some new product launch. I didn't want to go, told my boss that I wasn't prepared to go but it was a compulsary thing etc. Anyway, got there a bit late and just ended up following a group of people whom I vaguely knew and one of my colleagues......straight onto the stadium tour. Anyhow, after making some sly jibes to the guy doing the tour about the debt etc he started pointing out the various banners on the Stretford End to the whole group, finishing off with "the one on the end showing the 34 years is just to remind our neighbours City how rubbish they are because they've won nothing for that length of time". It was at this point that I lost the plot with the rag tosser, and said loudly but politely "can you show me where the exit is please.....cos I'm not sitting here listening to your fuckin shite, you rag twat", and stormed out. Was closely followed by several scousers who said exactly the same thing. Funny thing was he went from a group of about 20 to having 5 people in the group. Right off to have a bath in bleach........

make sure your are fully disinfected by the time you go tomorrow night.

City fans and scousers on a Manu tour? stranger and stranger.

It must have been a reps day out.

soooo you were having a bit of banter with this bloke and when he gave a bit back you blew your top and stormed out, am I right?;)

Oh and you should of just said you were ill and not gone, simple.

I've been dragged on this bloody tour once too.

When we were in the changing rooms (deep behind enemy lines) I asked the tour guide where Beckham was sat when rednose threw that boot at him.
He got very annoyed and was adamant it never happened. Living in denial.

down to the doctor with .You shall need a sick note for a month

How can you do a tour of the you're most hated rivals??, I hate other teams grounds, I waited outside Nou Camp once, and got pissed in a local bar when the dicks I was with wanted a tour, go to a ground to watch you're team, end ov.

i remember back in me school days, i was offered the chance to go on those tours n meet some players, either do that or stay n play netball.
for your info netball is a an entertaining game when 1 guy is surrounded by 15 ladies

did you score ?.............................................a goal :)

must admit,i would never do a tour of the swamp or Castle Greyskull,sends shivers down ma spine.