Had to go to the Swamp today......

MattiH · **Joined:** Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:38 pm **Posts:** 169

TTTCITYBHOY wrote:

MattiH wrote:

i remember back in me school days, i was offered the chance to go on those tours n meet some players, either do that or stay n play netball.
for your info netball is a an entertaining game when 1 guy is surrounded by 15 ladies

did you score ?.............................................a goal :)

nah but i must say, some of those women have great ball handling abilities

TTTCITYBHOY · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:02 am

MattiH wrote:

TTTCITYBHOY wrote:

did you score ?.............................................a goal :)

nah but i must say, some of those women have great ball handling abilities

yer a filthy,dirty,pervy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lucky bastard.

Dave Ewing's Back 'eader · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:31 am

Whitworth warrior wrote:

City fans and scousers on a Manu tour? stranger and stranger.

It must have been a reps day out.

Yeah, they are so far behind a 'usual' turnout for these tours they are having to get Rag seasonticket business-owning corporates to organise some kind of 'do' from their works to keep the numbers up. They are fighting a losing battle.

joe salford · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:06 am

i worked at Carrington ( the scummy side ) for a while. Our company built the thing and then we managed the thing for a couple of years after. I used to take great pleasure in parking right outside the main entrance with City scaf, flag, furry dice, you name it draped all over the inside of the car and see the horror in the faces of the twats that worked there.
I fuckin hated going that shithole. I once pretended my car had broke down on the narrow lane up to the entrance and quietly laughed my bollox off as the scum fucks were queueing up behind me to get in for training. Few of them were late i think and got a bollocking off baconchops.

I once shouted at Phil Neville to 'get away from the fucking car!' when he was peering inside and smirking like the twat he is.

Wont go into detail, but some of the things the players used to do with things like honorary trophies they had recieved from overseas fan clubs,disabled charities etc was a fuckkin disgrace and an embarrassment and confirmed what i had already known..
I still have the scars from scrubbing myself with a loofah and ajax every fuckin night.

de niro · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:37 am

Niall Quinn's Disco Pants wrote:

For work. Some new product launch. I didn't want to go, told my boss that I wasn't prepared to go but it was a compulsary thing etc. Anyway, got there a bit late and just ended up following a group of people whom I vaguely knew and one of my colleagues......straight onto the stadium tour. Anyhow, after making some sly jibes to the guy doing the tour about the debt etc he started pointing out the various banners on the Stretford End to the whole group, finishing off with "the one on the end showing the 34 years is just to remind our neighbours City how rubbish they are because they've won nothing for that length of time". It was at this point that I lost the plot with the rag tosser, and said loudly but politely "can you show me where the exit is please.....cos I'm not sitting here listening to your fuckin shite, you rag twat", and stormed out. Was closely followed by several scousers who said exactly the same thing. Funny thing was he went from a group of about 20 to having 5 people in the group. Right off to have a bath in bleach........

you are a disgrace, you sold your soul for a free lunch, i too was "invited" to the function yesterday, i refused point blank when hearing of the venue.
ok you redeemed yourself somewhat but in future show some bottle and throw a sicky, your boss is scouse, he'll understand.

scall · **Joined:** Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:40 pm **Posts:** 3194

Whitworth warrior wrote:

How can you do a tour of the you're most hated rivals??, I hate other teams grounds, I waited outside Nou Camp once, and got pissed in a local bar when the dicks I was with wanted a tour, go to a ground to watch you're team, end ov.

What?! I can understand not going to OT but the Nou Camp?!

Ducky_ · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:06 am

Whitworth warrior wrote:

Robinho's_thumb wrote:

I've been dragged on this bloody tour once too.

When we were in the changing rooms (deep behind enemy lines) I asked the tour guide where Beckham was sat when rednose threw that boot at him.
He got very annoyed and was adamant it never happened. Living in denial.

How can you do a tour of the you're most hated rivals??, I hate other teams grounds, I waited outside Nou Camp once, and got pissed in a local bar when the dicks I was with wanted a tour, go to a ground to watch you're team, end ov.

It's only a tour. It's not like I'm becoming a rag is it?

I live close by and a few mates were going. Hating other teams grounds doesn't make you a better fan.

de niro · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:20 am

i can't believe what i'm reading, why on earth would you go to the swamp if city are not playing there, i spew up when i drive past ffs let alone go on some fucking tour.

i can see a few bans being dished out today:)

starting with a balding, fat(ok slimmish) carpet rep.

Numptyed · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:37 am

My young nephew won a competition at school for 5 to visit the swamp and do the tour and wanted my lad to go with them. My nephew's a rag but before his mam got with her new fella and moved to Salford about 7 years ago he was a blue, he has been to Main Rd and the coms more time's with me than he ever has to the swamp.
Even in the last couple of years he's been to City with me (he's 11) so the wife told me I should let him go cos they let me take him to City.
Anyway it seems I'v done a real job on my lad cos he told his mam he's going nowhere near the swamp said he'd never get the smell off him!
He's only 9 bless him, I still hold out hope my nephew will see the error of his ways as he always cheers when we score and enjoys coming to the Coms.

celf · **Posted:** Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:40 am

what would be funny is for about 30 blues all to go on the tour and rip everything the rag bastards have to say,see how long it takes for the nerd to call security then all demand our money back,just to piss them off even more!!!

Had to go to the Swamp today......

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